7.50am

I wake up because there's a loud banging noise.
"Sweetheart?!" Dan comes into the bedroom. "What's that noise?"
"I thought it was you."
"I was asleep."
"It's probably nothing then."
"Check the door."
"There's not going to be anybody there."
"It might be the postman."
Door opens.
"Hello."
Noises of parcel being handed over to Dan.
A big parcel is handed over to me.

My sister's birthday present has arrived. I thoroughly recommend Amazon's next day special delivery for a wake up call.